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【明報專訊】Pat: Why are those people running?

Dr Panda: They are competing for the prizes.

Pat: Who will get the prizes?

Dr Panda: Probably the first three finishers.

Pat: Why are the others running then?

Dr Panda: ...

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probably (adv) 很可能

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